Brain Teaser - Food 4 Thought?


  1. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 
  2. Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? 
  3. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 
  4. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? 
  5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 
  6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 
  7. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? 
  8. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? 
  9. When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they? 
  10. If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from? 
  11. Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? 
  12. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 
  13. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Does old sour cream go good? 
  14. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? 
  15. Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire? 
  16. Why do they call them apartments, when they're all together? 
  17. Who was the brainy that decided to put an "s" in the word lisp? 
  18. Where does your lap go when you stand up? 
  19. You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed? 
  20. Why is it that when the batteries in your remote control wear out you just push the buttons harder? 
  21. If you try to fail, and you fail, have you succeeded or failed? 
  22. If a cannibal ate a clown, would it taste funny? 
  23. Why are boxing rings square? 
  24. Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down? 
  25. If I dreamed of being chased by a giant squirrel would that make me a nut? 
  26. Why do people order a super-sized Big Mac™ meal with a Diet Coke? 
  27. Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway? 
  28. Why do they call it a building? It looks like they are finished Why isn't it a built? 
  29. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 
  30. Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? 
  31. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  32. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 
  33. How is it possible to have a civil war?
  34. If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime? 
  35. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 
  36. If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice? 
  37. Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple?
  38. Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong? 
  39. Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes while Pluto barks naked?
  40. Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
  41. Why are they stairs inside but steps outside? 
  42. Why is it called American football when they rarely use their feet to play? 
  43. Why does pizza come in a square box? 
  44. How does a fish sleep?
  45. Why is it called a "word to the wise?" If they're already wise, why do they need to hear it? 
  46. How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America? 
  47. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? 
  48. Why do you have to click Start to stop your computer? 
  49. Why did the Hulk's shirt always rip but not his pants? 
  50. How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? 

Black Out

Today was an overwhelmed one. My first time ever fainting - for a few seconds and I was gone (very weird feeling) But thanks to God I'm all goody :) The reason behind it, was seeing my gran'ma going through a painful test at the Dr's. My heart simply couldn't handle seeing her in such pain. I was supposed to be the "strong" one, to support and hold her hand through it all. And look at me (passing out) I felt so bad :(
I tried to switch back to my normal self, fighting it as quickly as i could, so i could continue with my role as the support system. It's good that we at least we're at the hospital surrounded by nurses and nowhere else :)
My head and heart still feels a bit heavy, but that is nothing really compared to what my granny had to go through today.

I'm over-all a very strong minded person but my heart i must say is very weak lol especially when It comes to children, animals and old people.

I love my sweet granny so much, she is such a strong and brave soul.

 (a bit dizzy writing this)


Church & BB King Brunch NYC

and a few more pix from NY...

BB KING BRUNCH & SUNDAY GOSPEL









CHURCH

Quote

Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.

I Got Sunshine

Finally and hopefully summer is here :) :) :) I'm crossing my fingers that my sunshine will stay for a long long long longgggg time. I so heart the sun and It's sweet hugs <3


godiz - me summer 2 years ago looking like gingerbread. I need a tan asap! lol

Kool Aid + Tarts

aaah...droolin'! (Homer Simpson Style) as my siss says
I dunno how much i spent on that in Copenhagen but It was worth it lol sux we don't have it here.
Note to self this is what is left.

Bible Verse Sunday


prayer - Merciful God, send Your refreshing rains to fall down on me and my seeming decay. I wait for the latter rains.

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Movie Of The Month - Breakfast at Tiffany's


timeless!

Ice Bar (Stockholm/SWE)

                                                  









Family & Friends at the Ice Bar In Stockholm/Sweden having a blast being cold! (not)

Retro Rollers

I really love the ol'school retro roller-skates. I used to have a pair back in the 90's. And I've been wanting to get me a pair for a while now. Any tips on where to find the side by side ones? Found a few, but I want them to look more vintage. www.rawk.com